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I laugh at dumb jokes and smart jokes and most of all, bad jokes.

fandomsandfeminism:

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

(via asstronaughtycal)

raven-dreaming:

thesufferer1998:

sexycraisinthanos:

bagel-bird:

astronomxcalthings:

If you’re a nazi you are NOT allowed to go see Into the Spiderverse because Spider Noir can and WILL rip through the screen and deck you in the jaw

If you’re a nazi you are NOT allowed to go anywhere or Spider Noir WILL deck you in the jaw

If you’re a Nazi you can’t see spider verse because the whole movie is about avenging the death of a jewish man

If you’re a nazi, go die.

if you’re a nazi, spider noir WILL kill you

(via mhorne1701)

givemearmstopraywith:

in 2009 florence welch said “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” and in 2018 she said “the loneliness never left me, i always took it with me, but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company” and that is growth

(via sorry)

bluehairedspidey:

someone: what kind of idiot would intentionally get stung by wasps?

brave wilderness director mark vins:

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(via prohades)

pagetbrewstar:

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

(via thebootydiaries)